INT. -- NEW SAN
NARCISO ENVIRONMENTAL BARRIER -- ACCESS TUNNEL
Splinter, now
alone, comes to an archaic hatch covered in grime and cobwebs. At his feet is a modern-looking duffel
bag, from which he takes a pair of old sandals and a battered and dusty garment
which looks like a sack with armholes.
He quickly strips off his gear and clothing into the duffel, then
stashes it in a recess above the hatch.
He straps on the sandals, pulls on the tattered garment, and briefly
looks ruefully down at himself. Then
he turns to the hatch, braces himself, feet pressed firmly to the floor, and
slowly begins to turn the wheel.
INT. --
ENVIRONMENTAL BARRIER DUCT
Camera looks out
from moldy, slimy duct at Splinter crawling in, head first. Camera pans down to follow Splinter
inching down the vertical pipe, legs spread wide as he lowers himself down a
metal cable. He pauses, takes an
enormous breath, then drops into the rushing water below.
INT. --
ENVIRONMENTAL BARRIER MAIN DISCHARGE PIPE
Splinter tumbles
through the churning water which completely fills the large pipe as it carries
him through sharp bends, bouncing him against the walls as he attempts to keep
hold of the cable, until suddenly he comes to its end and accelerates
alarmingly.
EXT. DAY --
HUMANITARIAN OUTREACH GRAYWATER IRRIGATION OUTLET
Splinter shoots
out of an outlet in the huge outer wall of New San Narciso, splashing into a
small jury-rigged artificial pond, from which many smaller tubes duct water
down and away. Splinter lifts his
head slightly above the surface of the water to scan the area around the pond,
and looks almost relieved until he turns to see someone leaning against the
wall, staring down into the pond at him with an unfriendly glare.
SCROUNGE
You look like a bit of someone's dinner
that went up the wrong pipe, as it were.
SPLINTER
Can't blame a fellow for trying, can you?
Splinter
splashes out of the pond on the far side, making a slight furtive gesture as he
does so.
SCROUNGE
No, but, I wonders, what if you weren't
going in, in the first place?
SPLINTER
You think anyone in there would be fool enough to come out here?
You're daft.
SCROUNGE
All the same, better to have you looked
over, like.
Scrounge,
dressed in sackcloth, but with an oddly modern weapon slung over his shoulder,
waves Splinter away from the wall.
Camera follows the motion to reveal a vast tent city spread out under
the broiling sun.
EXT. DAY -- TENT
CITY OUTSKIRTS
A tawdry rabble
of shifty-looking men filter out from between various tents to meet Scrounge
and his captive. The most
aggressive and unpleasant of the lot steps forward.
VISH
Found us a bit of lunch, Scrounge?
SCROUNGE
(leering)
Naught I'd want to sink my teeth into on
a good day. A bit old and
hopeless, methinks.
VISH
On the other hand, on the other hand,
looks a bit well-fed to me. Too
well-fed to be leaving the camps, says I.
Tell me, boy, were you sneaking in, or sneaking out?
Splinter remains standing quietly.
SCROUNGE
(shoving him with the end of the weapon,
which crackles as it makes contact)
Answer the man, if you know your good end
from your bad.
SPLINTER
(Inscrutably)
In.
VISH
And what camp did you make from?
SPLINTER
The Lost Camp.
VISH
And none there who'd say they'd ever seen
you before, either, I expect, even if it were true. Well, you're a shrewd one at least. But a little bird tells me you're not
telling me all you might. Bring
the machine!
One of Vish's
men brings out a long wand, loops of various sizes protruding from it at odd
angles, and begins to run it over Splinter.
VISH
Not even a little chip here or there, my
lost fish?
Vish leans into
Splinter's face, exhaling as he speaks, and although Splinter's nostrils flare,
his face remains impassive. The
wand remains dark and silent, and Vish turns away in annoyance, then spins back
again sharply.
VISH
You've wasted my time, new-face. Tell me why I shouldn't bury you to
your neck and leave you to the sun.
A small boy has
materialized from the tents, wearing his own tiny sack and a pale turban.
BOY
(wheedling, but with an odd note of
authority)
Let him alone, Vish, I need him for
something.
VISH
(petulantly)
Ours first.
BOY
(detached, calmly)
Don't want anything bad to happen to you,
Vish.
VISH
Well, Scrounge, see if anything better
comes along. You, stranger, had
better lose yourself back to the lost camp before my men find their appetite.
The Boy takes
Splinter by the hand and leads him into the maze of tents.
EXT DAY -- TENT
CITY CENTRAL ZONE
BOY
Lost something, did you?
SPLINTER
Not for long, I hope.
BOY
(handing him a cylindrical silver
necklace)
Sooner than you thought?
SPLINTER
(smiling)
Not by much. But it's a present for you. There. See if
you can keep it someplace safe.
Can we see the wise man?
BOY
Almost there now.
INT. -- SHAMAN'S TENT
The Boy lifts
the tent-flap and leads Splinter inside, where he and the occupant, wearing a
shaggy salt-and-pepper beard, dressed in what appears to be re-woven sacking,
nod at each other.
SHAMAN
(dryly)
This is a rare honor, indeed. Hardly see you these days, not even for
Yule.
SPLINTER
Hello... Just had a little something for your boy. And a question for you.
SHAMAN
(Inclining his head to listen)
Sounds serious, even for you. What's on your mind?
SPLINTER
(carefully)
Is it worth risking life, to improve
life?
SHAMAN
You didn't take that toxic tube-ride to
ask me riddles, did you? (to the
boy) I confess I wonder what your present was.
Splinter looks
steadily at him.
SHAMAN
You are serious. Well, it's a question everyone in this tent has already
answered, I should think. Can any
of us answer it for another?
SPLINTER
That's the question.
SHAMAN
Assuming you can't ask those affected.
SPLINTER
Yes.
SHAMAN
(leaning in conspiratorily)
I say, go for it, my boy. A life in these tents is not much of a life, nor in those
walls from what I hear. You're
more careful than any of us have a right to ask for, I should say. Whatever you intend to do, I trust it
wants doing.
SPLINTER
(nods his thanks, smiles slightly)
You've always been a good friend to me.
I'm glad to see you still
are. Be well.
They clasp arms,
then lean in to grab the other's shoulder.
The Boy holds
the tent-flap open and Splinter steps through, into…
INT. -- NEW SAN
NARCISO ENVIRONMENTAL BARRIER -- ACCESS TUNNEL
A drenched
Splinter crawls back out through the hatch, gasping raggedly as he pulls
himself to the top of the steel cable.
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