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Please check this page over and over for the base description

Check frequently, we update the site every other day.

LITERALLY: We update this site at least three times a week!

And we have been doing this almost daily since March 1993!
Believe us! See, this is when it was last updated: July 3rd, 1993!

One free ride on a Yarm to the first person to conclusively prove why the headers must have been falsified at the time they were written - without using any part of this page outside the header block as evidence.


WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

A four-letter word, part of the English language. In Common English, it contains three phonemes. In the dialect of the Empire, it contains four.

A place to read and write messages.

A BBS

A message board

The Compound Eye


WHERE DID IT COME FROM?

The .it top-level domain is located in Italy.

The generosity of the Roots of Chaos

The assorted Perl (*.cgi) scripts originated from Matt's Script Archive

Some of the features of this board were added by Overlord Deekoo L.

Several of the graphics for this site were designed by Imperatrix Monde Kontrolle


WHERE IS THIS?

Chaos

Between the word "IS" and the </H3> tag.

Klmnak II, at present.

Vox Dominatus.

Here.

*There*


WHAT CAN I DO?

Submit.

Write messages.

Read messages.

Reply to messages.

Join the Empire


WHAT CAN'T I DO?

Spam.

Post chain letters.

Oppose My will, as expressed in My direct orders.


WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE?

Overlord Deekoo L.

Imperatrix Monde Kontrolle, by the will of the Overlord.

These People.


What browser is best suited to using this BBS?

Lynx. It loads fastest.

The oldest browser you can find that supports forms.

Internet Explorer 3 or 4 - it handles forms so well, it sometimes posts twelve copies of the same message!

Netscape or IE 3+ - they enable the appearance of this page to be enhanced with custom fonts!


Where will it go?

To the Compound Eye BBS, available at 415-749-0426.

Dominion over everything that is.

Into the nuclei of your cells.


Are there any door games here?

Yes. All the ANSI door games have been successfully ported to CGI and Java while I was juggling eggs with my left foot and writing poetry with my nose.

No.

Yes. Telephone Company Technical Support, written by Deekoo L. in about twenty minutes last Thursday.


I have this fantastic [money-making opportunity/weight loss plan/pre-launch], and I was wondering if I could post it here.

No.

Only if you *REALLY* enjoy being flogged.

Only if you want to lose your Internet access.


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