REVIEW OF THE WEEK

by

BAO DAI of HOLLYWOOD

THIS WEEK: THEY FUCKED WITH THE GRAND DADDY OF THEM ALL

PAST WEEKS

December 23, 2001: HAVE A HIP HOP HAPPY, SWING-A-RING-A-DING-DONG MERRY CHRISTMAS

December 13, 2001: DRUGS AND THE WAR ON TERRORISM or How Those Drug War Dependent Idiots Twist Anything

November 2001: THE BEST (?) OF THE ORANGE MARS VIRTUAL OPIUM DEN

October 29, 2001: Going to California

September 30, 2001: THE PRUDENT INVESTOR

September 23, 2001: THE TALIBAN --CAN'T BUY US LOVE

September 16, 2001: BAO DAI OF HOLLYWOOD SURVIVES TERRORIST ATTACK ON WORLD TRADE CENTER (and other arguably related stuff)

September 2, 2001: THE BOSS' FRIEND AND THE TEMP or The Addict and the Dead Guy

July 28, 2001: A MID SUMMER'S NIGHTMARE --

MAD MAX MEETS TAX REFORM IN SKIES OVER JURAPITA

Last Time:

July 1, 2001: A WORD FROM THE GOOD DR. L.U. MINASHUN ON PROJECT ZOMBIE -- A NEW LOOK AT HEROIN AND TOBACCO

June 17, 2001: THE ADVENTURES OF ERNIE THE ATTORNEY: PART ONE -- A DAY IN THE LIFE

June 10, 2001SIX FEET UNDER

June 3, 2001: Lost in Space

May 27, 2001: MEMORIAL DAY AND THE ONGOING MOST UNAMERICAN OF CIVIL WARS

May 13, 2001: PROPHECY

May 6, 2001: BAO DAI OF HOLLYWOOD HATEMONGER

April 29, 2001: LIVING (or not) ON VIDEO

April 22, 2001: Sex Wreck's C.A.,'s Day April 15, 2001: SIN and THE WAGES OF SIN

? Blogmania! # April 8, 2001: MY Z8: IT'S LIKE PEEING THROUGH A NEW AND IMPROVED DICK

April 1, 2001: AN HOUR LOST, AN HOUR WASTED, AN HOUR WANTED

March 25, 2001:TEEN ANGST AND CALL WAITING IN LOS ANGELES... A DEADLY COMBINATION

March 25, 2001: THE USE OF POWER

March 11, 2001: JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A BIG DICK THEY THINK MY LIFE IS EASY

March 4, 2001: TIME TO DIET

February 25, 2001: "HOPELESS" JUNKY SAVES LIFE (pictures at eleven)

February 19, 2001: EXCUSE MY PARDON

February 11, 2001: MY LATEST ADDICTION

February 4, 2001: DID BILLY AND HIS CRAZY PENIS HAVE IT THIS ROUGH?

January 28, 2001: THE TRAIN/NAMES CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY

January 14, 2001:THE IDIOT ALIEN RACE RUNNING THE SUPERMARKETS OF AMERICA

January 7, 2001: WHY YOU SHOULD NOT BUY THIS COMPUTER

December 31, 2000: THE YEAR IN REVIEW

December 24, 2000: HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS

December 17, 2000: SLIMMIN' DOWN: THE HAMMER SLAMMER'S DIET

December 10, 2000: KEY LIME CRISIS

December 3, 2000: AFTERMATH

November 26, 2000: DEATH DON'T HAVE NO MERCY

November 12, 2000: THE TRUTH ABOUT FLORIDA

November 5, 2000: DOWN TO THE CROSSROADS

October 29, 2000:SCREW IT

October 22, 2000: SUBLIMINAL AND NOT

October 15, 2000:BORE 2000

October 8, 2000: PRIDE GOETH BEFORE JACKASS

October 1, 2000: 2gether starring my neighbors from Pakistan

September 24, 2000 STUPID STUFF THAT ENDS UP RUINING A PERFECTLY DULL WEEKEND

September 17, 2000: RADIO LISTENING

September 10, 2000: FRUSTRATIONS AND SLEEP DEPRIVATION

September 3, 2000: BOYCOTT THE TWENTY DOLLAR BILL (and/or a few other things)

August 27, 2000: BAO DAI UNPLUGGED

August 20, 2000: UP 'N' AT 'EM ATOM ANT AUGUST 13, 2000: THE JEWISH QUESTION

AUGUST 6, 2000: WHY?

July 30, 2000:JOHNNY DON'T DO PRISONS ANYMORE

STUFF YOU SHOULD NEVER TELL ANYONE

July 16, 2000: ROAD WARRIOR

July, 9 2000, click: FREAKS AND GEEKS

June 25, 2000, click: I HAVEN'T HAD SO MUCH FUN SINCE I DISCOVERED MY PENIS

18 JUNE 2000: THE DEMISE OF MUCH MODERN MEDIA

For the Review of the Week of June 11, 2000, click: LIFE AT THE TOP OF A FASCIST REGIME

4 June 2000: WHY EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE A GUN PUT TO THEIR HEAD AND....

28 May 2000 WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU REALLY NEEDED AN OPERATION AND....

21 May 2000 WHEN CHILD STARS ATTACK

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For any other reviews, well, they've been lost, much like moi, in the Vortex.

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